Saturday, 6 February 2016

An interesting Conversation

God & Science!

AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION 

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his 
class on the problem science has with God, The 
Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and 

Prof: So you believe in God? 
Student: Absolutely, sir. 

Prof: Is God good? 
Student: Sure. 

Prof: Is God all-powerful? 
Student: Yes. 

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he 
prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt 
to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is 
this God good then? Hmm? 
(Student is silent.) 

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start 
again, young fellow. Is God good? 
Student: Yes. 

Prof: Is Satan good? 
Student: No. 

Prof: Where does Satan come from? 
Student: From...God... 

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in 
this world? 
Student: Yes. 

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did 
make everything. Correct? 
Student: Yes. 

Prof: So who created evil? 
Student does not answer. 

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? 
Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the 
world, don't they? 
Student: Yes, sir. 

Prof: So, who created them? 
Student has no answer. 

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to 
identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, 
son...Have you ever seen God? 
Student: No, sir. 

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God? 
Student: No, sir. 

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your 
God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory 
perception of God for that matter? 
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. 

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him? 
Student: Yes. 

Prof: According to empirical, testable,demonstrable 
protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What 
do you say to that, son? 
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith. 

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science 
has. 

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat? 
Prof: Yes. 

Student: And is there such a thing as cold? 
Prof: Yes. 

Student: No sir. There isn't. 

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this 
turn of events.) 

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more 
heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little 
heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called 
cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no 
heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is 
no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to 
describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure 
cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of 
heat,sir, just the absence of it. 

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.) 

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there 
such a thing as darkness? 
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? 

Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the 
absence of something.You can have low light, normal 
light, bright light, flashing light....But if 
you have no light constantly, you have nothing and 
it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness 
isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness 
darker, wouldn't you? 

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young 
man? 
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise 
is flawed. 
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how? 
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of 
duality. You argue there is life and then there is 
death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the 
concept of God as something finite, something we can 
measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. 
It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, 
much less fully understood either one.To view death 
as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact 
that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. 
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of 
it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students 
that they evolved from a monkey? 

Prof: If you are referring to the natural 
evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. 
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your 
own eyes, sir? 

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, 
beginning to realize where the argument is going.) 

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process 
of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this 
process is an on-going endeavor, are you not 
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist 
but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.) 

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever 
seen the Professor's brain? 
(The class breaks out into laughter.) 

Student: Is there an yone here who has ever heard 
the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? 
No one appears to have done so. So, according to the 
established rules of empirical, stable,demonstrable 
protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. 
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your 
lectures, sir? 

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the 
student, his face unfathomable.) 

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, 
son. 
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & 
god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & 
alive. 

WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT STUDENT WAS? 
Answer: 
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, the present president of